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Upload your bills.
A billionaire pays them.

That's it. That's the app. No forms, no credit checks, no catch.*

*There is a catch. See FAQ.

$48,213,907.12 in bills crushed today
4.2 secavg. payoff time
0yachts harmed
1,204,331happy humans

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A real-life billionaire will review it in approximately one blink.

or just tell us about it

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How it works

Three steps. Two of them are optional.

We did the math. Paying off your bills costs a billionaire less than the tip they left at brunch.

1

Upload your bill

Snap a photo, drag a PDF, or just type a number that makes your stomach hurt.

2

A billionaire glances at it

Briefly. Between yacht trips. They won't even need to put down their oat milk latte.

3

You're free

Bill: paid. Stress: gone. Go outside. Touch grass. Buy the name-brand cereal.

Happening right now

Bills are disappearing.

Every few seconds, someone's landlord gets paid and they don't know how to feel about it.

Live payoffs

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      Testimonials

      People are (fictionally) thrilled.

      Don't take our word for it. Take the word of these people we made up.

      ★★★★★

      “I uploaded my student loans and a man named Chad paid them before I finished my cereal. I'm still eating the cereal. It's been four days.”

      🥣Dana R., Columbus
      ★★★★★

      “My vet bill was $3,200 because my dog ate a sock. Lord Reginald Offshore paid it and sent the dog a monogrammed sock.”

      🐕Marcus T., Tampa
      ★★★★☆

      “Paid my rent instantly. Took off one star because Gwyneth called me ‘a darling little renter.’ Still would recommend.”

      🏠Priya K., Denver
      FAQ

      Questions, asked frequently.

      Is this real?

      Look, is anything truly real? (No. This one specifically is not real.)

      Why would billionaires do this?

      Our research team (Kevin) estimates that paying every bill on this site would cost them roughly one slightly smaller yacht. They have lots of yachts. They'll be fine.

      Okay, what's the catch?

      The catch is that this is a website somebody made as a joke for their friend. Your bill was not paid. We're so sorry. Please still pay your landlord.

      Is my data safe?

      Extremely. Nothing you “upload” ever leaves your device. We couldn't look at it if we tried. We have no servers. We have no billionaires. We have a laptop and a dream.

      Can I sign up as a billionaire?

      Do you have a billion dollars? …Yeah, we figured. Click “Send to a billionaire” like the rest of us.

      Contact us

      Talk to a human.
      (Not a billionaire.)

      Questions, complaints, or are you a billionaire who'd genuinely like to help? Our support team (also Kevin) reads every message.

      Your bills called.
      We let it go to voicemail.

      Submit one more. It's free. It's fake. It feels great.